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Let's face it, guys: sometimes the good ol' hand just doesn't cut it anymore. It's like eating the same sandwich every day – sure, it does the job, but where's the excitement?

Ever found yourself in a pickle where the world of amazing and so-close-to-the real-thing pocket pussies feels like a faraway land, either out of reach or just a tad too daunting to dive into? 

Ever fantasised about something a bit... naughtier in the bedroom? That's where tentacle sex toys come in, taking your pleasure game from vanilla to volcanic! 

Are you nervous about the idea of a sex toy or a suction stimulator, but you love tongue action? When you shop for an oral sex simulator, consider the type of sensations you want to feel.

As a man who appreciates the finer aspects of pleasure, I understand the dilemma that comes with traveling: do sex toys show up on airport x-rays? So, I took it upon myself to find out.